Review *** (11/01/2017 04:05)
"My dad always used to have his muskets laid out in rows on his jacket. I guess that's where I picked it up from. I've been seeing him more and more when I look in the mirror recently. I'd like to think he'd really appreciate the advances we've made in pillaging these days. Of course, we still love our Queen."
Tristram de Wimsey, Penzance, Cornwall

Review *** (13/01/2017 23:11)
"We do quite a few little theatrical productions, actually, to fill the time between raids. Of course, the King's always been a bit of a song-and-dance man, but a lot of us really appreciate the classics. I was doing Brutus' big speech from Julius Caesar here. There was a lot of joking around about whether we were actually going to stab ol' Coggins, who was playing Caesar, in the back or not but, in the end, I think it was a pretty minor wound. Anything for art, you know?"
Cragford Binns, Penzance, Cornwall

Review *** (11/01/2017 04:15)
"Arrr. Just...arrr."
Reginald O'Flanagan, Penzance, Cornwall